Thursday, November 7, 2013

Snow Bloggz

Ahem, so I was reading about this town, Valdez, AK which gets a lot of snow, evidently.  Like probably too much

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEir50THj1IcLYY-0NGuimfE263kIXSVtot6lvljNLCvAijO5QiEuU2ur0nF39hOpl-aOjS0eqh3eQ5DwQkjortQFXRK4HIwlc2FICum5r_kHExWJ5c_KK1b1CAw6KMkktx1FrMoDViNfsQ/s1600/Out+of+Valdez.jpg


So I felt obliged to comment.  Ahem.
Yeah, I'm just gonna call it.  Ok, everybody else's town, thanks for coming out.

http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/17/snow-plough-clears-storm_4343.jpg

Truckee CA, good effort.  You tried.  I mean, you do get over 100 inches LESS snow a year than Valdez, but, ya know, you tried. Right?

Valdez gets so much snow you can't get away from it even if you're not on land
http://www.uscgnews.com/clients/c780/365835.jpg
Boat, what are you doing?  It's just a little snow.  You live in the ocean, silly buns!

Even the mooses gave up and called it a day
http://images.topix.com/gallery/up-C3D7H8PLI5UPNTBN.jpg


Geez, snow, take it easy on the Valdezians.  They need to get into these things
http://media.adn.com/smedia/2012/01/06/16/33/rVp8Q.AuSt.7.jpg


Diz car actually sliding backwards in this photo:http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/120109-alaska-snow-120a.grid-10x2.jpg

Take it easy, lady, we are against dis stuff, remember?

http://www.digitaljournal.com/img/3/1/3/8/8/3/i/1/0/4/p-medium/Alaska_ice_cycle_suzanne_hickman.jpg



HaAAAAlp!!! Get it off, GET. IT. OFFFFFFF!!!

http://www.alaskadispatch.com/sites/default/files/styles/ad_slideshow_normal/public/images/topic/news/120111-g-zz999-002-valdez-snow-removal-001.jpg?itok=noT3Zi9-

Some dude's house under here here

http://www.valdezstar.net/cms_data/dfault/photos/stories/010520121845586579229/.TEMP/s_topTEMP900x420-5225.jpeg

Just, ok, take it easy now.  I just waaaant to open tha doooor real slooow.  Don't fall, pweeese
http://churchillcorp.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/roofsnow.jpg

No!! NoOOO!!  Just stop it, snow!!  Geez!
http://i.imwx.com/web/news/2012/january/snow-in-door-400.jpg

Even if they had an oil spill up there, who's gonna notice it when over 40 inches of snow sometimes falls in a single day in Valdez?!?!  Am I right??!  Hehhh?  Sorry, too soon?  Environmental Management?

http://www.oil-spill-info.com/Spill_photos/Exxon_Valdez/ExVal_ship_21jun89cr.jpg

(mmm, gulp)

http://unshavedmouse.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/simpsons-awkward-collar-pull-o.gif?w=908



And then, um, there's like a snow thing, again...and it's saying, oh, you humans, valdeeszians, you you think you can...umm, saying to some person..... meh, yeah.  Snow.


-Snow